Created with selected nutritionists. Blurp, the solution that will help your body stay at its maximum capacity and beyond. With Blurp Boundaries have no bound.

I gave him Blurp and my cat saved my son Respondent 60
Great scott, what is this ?Respondent 78

Burnout, harassment… of course working isn’t always a cakewalk. At all levels, stress can interfere with your productivity and impact your physical and emotional health. A survey conducted that more than 1 of 3 workers suffer from chronic stress. More than that, it has been proven that stress can also impact children.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean, and nasty place. It’s not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward.

That’s how winning is done ! Blurp was born from this dynamic.

Because we want what’s best for you !

I found the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the universe and everythingRespondent 42

47% of all Americans says they are concerned with the amount of stress in their lives

A survey conducted by the Fox.Work laboratories illustrates the side effects of Blurp on a group of 100 people. A qualitative approach have been used where the results have been collected through structured questionnaires answered by customers who drank Blurp before answering.

Disadvantages were mentioned with a sum total of 290. This number may seem high and alarming but it's not. Blurp was cleverly designed. Its composition is a precise, scholar and delicate mixture who lavishes more benefits, through its contributions in nourishment, for lesser inconvenience. In this survey, customers selected the undesirable effects they may have felt while drinking Blurp. We noticed that each customers perceives about 2.9 disadvantages, versus 2.95 advantages. Numerically seen there is a very slight imbalance in the direction of advantages, but of course this explains nothing about the weight of each advantage and disadvantage within the personal weighing systems of each respondent.

Because so many different disadvantages were mentioned, we decided to remove the unnecessary elements ( makes schizophrenic, Blurp kills, etc. ..) and to focus on the real problems that Blurp may cause in a society. The major side effects that many customers felt is a passion for green activism and saving the planet. The respondent is then filled with pessimism and negative vibes as soon as we discuss environmental issues. Some think it is already screwed, others state that we can not do much, that man is, in any case, already doomed. The Blurp can not be held responsible for this lack of culture and information. But we are working very hard on this mental disorder that can ruin the health of the customer's relatives. Blurp is an alternative to stress management, not a social ramp. We believe our customers deserve what’s best for them and their body.

Other drawback mentioned a strange increase in libido, creating a real love dependence, a need for physical contact and low quality adultery. These discomforts are considered acceptable for many customers and leads for some to having megalomanic thought. These discomforts can also impact the life quality of the respondent's relatives, be careful.

Sometimes, the effect of Blurp may take some time to work, this creates some inconveniences like insomnia, paranoic feelings, making the customer aggressive which will once again ruin the life quality of customer’s relatives.

If you encounter one of these pathologies we invite you to stay at home and contact the nearest Fox.Work laboratories center.

I jumped out of a window and I'm still aliveRespondent 66
You talking to me ?Respondent 81